The Design for Printability Brainstorming Megathread

Let me start.

Trying to find a solution to the rustling noise of soft bagged baby wipes, I keep tinkering with the gravity holders and having to solve all kind of design problems.
Reddit is full of new parents who need a solution.

So far I considered two possibilities, both using gravity to keep a constant pressure on the wipes as they get consumed

1. Hinged Holder with a Pressure Plate






2. Telescopic Holder


Which one would you prefer and why?
Also, what other solution would you recommend?