Ah yes, they are burying the REAL patent information elsewhere! That must be it! Solved!
So there is antigravity - the patents are just scattered elsewhere in unrelated patents so others don’t put two and two together!
Hiding their patents in plain sight! Those wily illuminati and space aliens! I bet they hide the technical details in candy wrappers just to make the hunt more fun for Kang and Kodos!
Or maybe, antigravity isn’t possible, doesn’t exist, and all the antigravity bs on social media is from conspiracy theorists who don’t understand much in the way of physics and have imagined their way into delusions?