The first step to recovery is to admit one has a problem… Therefore:
Hi, I’m Nico and I am a new technology addict.
I’ve been struggling with this addiction since my childhood where I spend way to much money on being a early adopter. It started with buying the first 9600bps US Robotics modem in The Netherlands to where I am now. Owning 3D printers, Drones, fully automated home etc.
But as of late I have been experiencing heavy withdrawal symptoms. Specifically on my 3D printing fetish. My body and mind are aching for something new, something innovative, something quick.
My psychologists (yes, I need many of them) have provided me with one solution and one solution only. And that is NOT going cold turkey, but have another shot of 3D printing innovation.
Therefore I urge Bambulab, no demand from Bambulab, to save this poor soul from further agony. I can only cope with this if you release valuable info about the new upcoming printer very soon… Doesn’t have to be much… Just the specs, price and release date… Plus a review model so I can see if it takes away my agony and bills for my psychologists.
Cheers,
Nico
PS: Give this post a thumbs up if you want my agony to be fixed with a review model
now, we definitely understand your 3d addiction (after all, we are among 3d printing addicts here), the only thing that still needs to be cleared (in order for Bambu to know where on the addiction scale to place you) , is to determine what kind of addict are you.
To a swer your question to asses my addiction I’ve added a list of symptoms I’m experiencing:
own every gadget, even the ones that haven’t been released yet.**
My phone’s battery dies before I even get out of bed, but I still can’t stop scrolling.**
I’ve tried to explain quantum computing to our cats. They are confused but impressed. And thats difficult with cats.
I’ve pre-ordered a product based solely on its color and sleek design… specs? Nah.
I update my apps every 30 minutes, even if the update is just a slight bug fix.
My home looks like a Mediamarkt (eu),Best Buy (US) store on Black Friday.
tried to set up a “smart” fridge, but now it won’t stop sending me notifications about expired cheese. Yes, Im a Dutch cheesehead, so the AI knows the importance.
I’ve used my smartwatch to check the time while checking my phone to check my smartwatch.
I’m the reason there’s a “battery-saving mode” in every device.
I’ve considered using a drone to deliver my coffee to me—because why not.
I subscribe to five different streaming services, but I still don’t have time to watch anything.
I can’t remember life before my smart home assistant, and it now knows my coffee order better than my wife.
My idea of “cooking” is asking my kitchen assistant to preheat the oven for me.
My idea of “fitness” is syncing my smartwatch to track how much time I spent on the couch looking for new technology.
My car gets more software updates than my laptop.
I can program a toaster with AI to do things that don’t even make sense.
I’ve tried to get my pet an Instagram account to give it more followers than my own. Which is easy because I have no follower because Im to busy buying and testing new technology.
I’m convinced I can fix every problem with a new app, even world peace.
I’ve yelled at my Wi-Fi 7 (ofcourse 7,why go with something less even if there is hardly any device supporting it) router like it’s a person who’s ignoring me on purpose.
I’ve tried to “hack” my life with a smart fridge, a robot vacuum, and a microwave, and now my life is more confusing than ever.
I have 20 more where that can from, but you get the picture , I need serious Bambulab intervention…
, I need serious Bambulab intervention…
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